My mapper mindset[1] can't let this pass. Corruption of the language like that creeps me out.
I've enjoyed the times I was a milli-millionaire in life, and I was a Centi-millionaire once when we paid for the house, but these days being a micro-millionaire is a treat.
A decade ago, we bought the cheapest house in a town with an awesome school district. Since then, prices have inflated. We were lucky.
In that decade our health declined, Long Covid took me out of the workforce. It's a luxury now to have even a few dollars that I don't have to spend on groceries. We're fortunate that we bought the cheapest house, instead of a nice house, or we'd be homeless.