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as i pass through my incarnations at every conference & youtube influencer king,

i make my proper prostrations to the gods of the hot new thing

peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,

and reliable silent old jquery, I notice, outlasts them all

Selecting an element right from the DOM,

With syntax so simple (and not a fork bomb),

No matter the changes in chorus and verse,

Every new framework . . . will make it all worse.

Within your questions and inner for loop,

Is readable syntax (not alphabet soup),

Give up on your promises, avoid callback hell,

Just keep using jQuery - I promise, it's swell!