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Seems to capture the scale and ridiculousness as well.

Amagongle?

Ok, Amzoogoogazongle

One of amazon's leadership principles is "Think Big" why stop at amazon and google? I propose Amzoogoogazonglezure.

Don't ask me how to pronounce it.

Or perhaps AmazonGoogleKleinerPerkinsKlaxoGoldmanSachs GmbH

"alphazon"

"Amabet"