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A lot of complaining for a website you will have visited 5 seconds in your entire existence.

Your computer is fine.

Wait, can you turn your PC into an helicopter with a simple web page? Technology is amazing these days.

It's a minor step since you already can download a car.

Which you should not do of course :)

I wouldn't!

Yes, but it requires support to WebHelices which is on the experimentation phases. There is a shim using WebWings 5.0 but it only works on Chrome Canary, because foxes have legs instead.

Better close the browser tab before your computer lifts off!

A user with that expectation would make sure to turn off javascript. Which probably should have been the default in web browsers, but that particular ship sailed long ago.