Except your house wouldn't be taxed like it was an 8-unit building. The tax would only go up if the 8-plex increased demand for the land itself. If it's a poorly-placed 8-plex, the opposite could actually happen; but if the land value does go up, it would only go up a little bit unless they started developing a lot in your area, at which point you'd have the same sorts of problems either way.
> LVT is based on the cold clinical idea that land is nothing but an investment...
No. LVT discourages land investment. LVT is based on the idea that land belongs to everyone, so no one should profit just off of owning land.