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It would be difficult to overstate the wonderous benefit that would come from reliable eye transplants.

Brings me one step closer to achieving my dream of becoming Hokage...

I'll see myself out now

Or having a Kiroshi implant.

The CIA Office of Enhanced Interrogation becomes CIA Office of Enhanced Optometry.

Now that's a euphemism for ya.

You’re thinking of the Canadian eye doctors association, the CIEh.