> It's handy to have a list of banks I can trust to not do anything stupid with the money.

That would be a list of banks that never - auth funds to dodgy looking overseas entities but will still lock your card for getting gas 4 counties away.

A list of banks that never did that would be meaningfully helpful. Alas, no helpful lists.

You need your bank to allow you what you can do with your money?

This is quite clearly a list of banks that will prevent you from doing one stupid thing with your money, but will not prevent you from doing many other stupid things with your money.

I'm fairly certain banks were doing stupid stuff with your money long before Bitcoin was invented...

Either you've a very short term memory or you are just very ignorant of what banks do with your money.