If I am dependent on the curator to determine the level of privacy then I've already lost.
From my perspective this article leans too heavily into the FUD, and really doesn't succeed at keeping the call to action ticking over. On a good day, the EFF can be really good. Today, not so much so.
This is a really useful argument, because it’s the equivalent of the FDA’s “generally believed to be safe”. If you look into something and this is the risk you find, then it’s safe.
The EFF is completely correct in their assessment - there's no way to make your data anonymous and usable by the third party at the same time. The root issue lies elsewhere.
There's FHE, which does allow your data to be processed without accessing it, but it has prohibitive compute requirements and isn't practical for most purposes. I'm not sure if it allows the data to be usable enough without revealing it, either.
This is absurd hyperbole, here’s a trivial proof. The US population is 51.1% female. If you live in the US your gender information is included in this data point, but it cannot be de-anonymized. It is however useful for determining TAM for many products.
Anonymity is a spectrum, and there are many points along that spectrum which are solutions to usable data which also respects privacy.
Most modern techniques for ensuring anonymization make assumptions that won't constrain sophisticated blackhats. They are good policy in a legal ass-covering sense and increase the cost required to de-anonymize but that is about it.
But do you think your average ad tech company gives a fuck? They are going to keep the original data because that's where the money is. Yea, maybe they'll have privacy datasets they sell/release to other groups, but all the real data will remain in a database, and with most companies in this industry, be given to government agencies on demand.
Edit: Not trying to start a DP vs ZKP (or Homomorphic Encryption) flame war. We're all on the same side of privacy, right? Different tools for different situations.