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> Of all the things my kids and i have looked at under the microscope, sperm is some of the most entertaining to watch.

Nothing like the wholesome family activity of looking at your father's sperm. Maybe you should print a picture for over the fireplace or get t-shirts made?

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> Maybe you should print a picture for over the fireplace or get t-shirts made?

Or maybe an educational “how to” video for the rest of the world. Though you’d probably have to pick a different site than YouTube to host it.

"Hey kids! That used to be you! HA HA HA!"

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