It would be interesting to make a SQL injection honeypot that behaves like a database in most responses but is designed to maximally frustrate the attacker.
As a bonus, your apparently vulnerable service would be incredibly slow, so any iterative testing would be incredibly slow.
(Granted, it's probably still too much overhead, just a thought.)
You come to a fork in the road. There are three statues, you need to ask them all one question and figure out which way is the right way to go.
One statue always lies, one always tells the truth and one kills people who ask convoluted questions.