You’re a genius.

Of course, no one wants a big connector in their cell phone, so we’ll have to make a mini C. And then a micro C. And then they’ll make USB D to try to simplify all of these competing standards.

That said the form factor of type C is a little too small to be wieldy to me.

Those exist[1]. I reckon connector size is an issue on smaller devices, but there's no reason why USB-C couldn't be improved to make the connection more secure.

[1]: https://tripplite.eaton.com/main/search?q=reversible%20usb%2...

And this will help also with power delivery. As an EE, putting 100W in such a small connector gives me shivers.