The only way this story could get any more stupider is if we find out that the conflict between Sam and Ilya or D'Angelo started because of something related to personal romantic relationships between them and some other involved individuals.
I bet this kind of interpersonal drama drives a lot more big decisions than most people are aware of.
[1] https://www.businessinsider.com/anna-brockman-cried-asked-il...
Just to be clear about the tone here: I personally have an extremely very positive opinion on polyamorous, sexually open people, micro-dosing psychedelics, going to burning man, all the effective autism, biohacking, etc. I mean, I do almost all of these things, including being on a spectrum and suffering from ADHD at the same time, if my psychologist is to be believed. But this doesn't stop me from recognising how stereotypical and funny all of this is.