The common thread seems to be unexpected massive bills from running jobs on third party servers.
Funny thing happened when you pressed both the on and off button at the same time[1], based on empirical observatgions, both the turn-on-lamp and turn-off-lamp processes would spawn, and they'd both race against each other, almost turning the light on, almost turning the light off. So we got flickering disco lighting until someone called a technician to reboot the server. Good times.
[1] of course on and off they were discrete buttons, rocker swiches are so outdated.