I loved Houston, TX. Its road system and zoning are freakishly well-designed, and it allows people to have commutes that are far more comfortable (and shorter!) than in dense cities.
In fact, Houston ("Greater Houston Area") had shorter commute time than ANY European city of a comparable size!
I moved out of there because I couldn't tolerate the climate. My second-favorite city is Salt Lake City.
> disclaimer: i'm a bike bro as you call it
Well, duh.