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Great news! Now Kirk and crew don't need to slingshot around the sun and go back in time to save the Earth.

Proof we're on a separate timeline right there. Slightly bummed tho I must admit.

This knowledge was likely lost during the Eugenics wars, so the time continuum is safe for now.

This knowledge applies to Sperm Whales. The space probe was specifically looking for Humpback Whales. The continuum is doubly safe for now.

And we can now translate their warnings about the incoming extinction level CME and save Atlantis. These are exciting times

While reading the post, I kept thinking how would it sound to pronounce “Adaris” using whale a-vowels and i-vowels.