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Are we talking a metric spritz or an imperial spritz?

All science is performed in metric, and as this is ars technica you know it is not science, and therefore done in imperial. qed

A then B, ~A then ~B?

All computer science is performed in valid proofs, and as this is Hackernews you know it is not computer science, and therefore done in fallacies. qed

Campari is the best and only spritz

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