Parenthetically, parenthetical entanglement is consistent with duality, so at least our theories are consistent at a grand scale and do not necessitate any unified field theory (at this point).

They are probably using VT320s from some remote/hidden locations. I don't expect a state of the art gigabit satellite connection on a remote island.

Unless their foundation air-dropped them a couple of Starlink units alongside their seasonal food and goods supply run.