Never trust an ag startup that's not near UC Davis, Salinas, Waginenigen NL, UIUC, Cornell, or Iowa State. I grew up on a farm, my parents still farm, and if anyone wants to be an ag-tech VC feel free to hire me but I'll give you one piece of advice gratis: never invest in an ag-tech company with HQ in a big city. Any farm boy could tell you this nonsense would never pencil out.

Half of this ag-tech shit is so stupid I wonder if it's not just straight-up money laundering.