I get that they sell a lot of things, but buying your wife there? That strains the bounds of credulity.
I mean, they have hosted weddings at Costco before. Next step, bride or groom ordering service? Wonder how they handle returns in this scenario. Probably 90 days like electronics.
Obvious trolling, so I’ll spell it out for you. IAmGraydon and I live in the same neighborhood. Obviously, Costco only sells wives in packages of 8 (Kirkland brand). We went in with 6 other friends on this one.
I tried to rob a Costco, but my plan failed because I didn't bring eight guns.
That does sound great for you, but I'm not in a polycule, and I don't think I've got room in my pantry for the spare wives. I guess it's just not for me.