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Windows supplies an API call, SendInput() I believe lol. You can write a script in a couple minutes.

If it’s a bank, you can be pretty sure another bored to death IT security dude will find it and it’ll be the highlight of the month.

The turntable idea is quite good imho. Could also repurpose a toy robot or something.

if you enjoy videogames... i have a wooden dowel that might interest you....