Yeah, saying you're making tofu for dinner is interpreted ideologically in the rural US. Along with your choice of beer and snack chips. I'm not surprised that ideology (and anger!) has been commoditized in the states; after all, if there's a single founding principle in our nation, it's staying out of my way unless your way involves me making a buck. But it's more than a little depressing how easily people get schnookered.

Anyway, dinner is meat, and dessert is this: take one part 65% chocolate chips, melt in microwave[1], add to equal weight silk tofu in bowl of 12 c food processor, whir until combined, spoon into oreo cookie crust, refrigerate 6 hours or overnight. You might never make mousse again. I mean, mousse is better, but it's also 20x fussier. Want some deeper flavor? Add 1 tsp coffee powder, 1 tsp vanilla to the choc/tofu before whir, or lighten[2] with a few tbsp heavy cream.

I've got friends who can't boil water, and I taught 'em this recipe, and to this day it's their best dessert they know how to make. I'm a little proud of the simple recipes like that.

[1] Do you know how to melt chocolate in the nuker without scorching it? Look that up first.

[2] Yes, lighten! The cream catches more air, lifts up the "tofousse" a bit. If you like it even more puffy, add a tub of dairy whip topping, but this makes for a floppy pie when sliced unless you add gelatin.