There are some issues I (as a psychologist) would have with your assumptions.
Firstly, fMRI and neuroscience research is probably the single biggest source of errors and shoddy research in psychology. Its a combination of really small sample sizes, poor statistical tests (brain regions are independent of one another, really?) and huge amounts of data dredging to find significance.
See for a roundup: http://escholarship.org/uc/item/51d4r5tn
Interestingly enough, most of the observable pheonomena you note in neuroscience are linked to traits that people think about (optimism, personality etc) through surveys, so even if their methods were perfect, the results still wouldn't be.
On your survey point, I would agree that the participant pools are quite limited and generalizability is quite low, but your example is ludicrous. No one does surveys of gravity in psychology, surveys are carried out to investigate the manner in which people conceptualise their experience.
For a really great roundup of the problems with typical social science participant pools, see: Heinrich et al: humancond.org/_media/papers/weirdest_people.pdf
Indeed, the entire issue of BBS that that article appears in is well worth a look for a deeper understanding of these problems.
These surveys should then be calibrated against behavioural outcomes, but this does not happen often enough, which is a major issue in my view.
Thats the major problem with surveys, well that and some poor methods accepted too uncritically within the field (factor analysis).
To summate, psychology has many, many problems and I fully support this reproducibility effort (and it will expose a lot of findings as non-replicable). But don't single out surveys for derision, neuroscience deserves as much if not more of your scorn.