If you paid tens of thousands of dollars for your Android phone, you might want to check out the better prices available at http://www.google.com/nexus/.

Also, to answer your real question and not the hyperbole: you aren't locked out of your iphone or Android with anything like the security of the device he's describing. No one cares about installing software on their TV -- mine doesn't even have an obvious port by which this could be accomplished -- and cars share the same liability structure as medical devices, probably. Plus many of them are actually quite easily programmable.