The title says that you can "defend" your webpage, but it is not clear how it "defends" against anything. The only thing you possibly achieve is that every now and then, someone with an automated scanner (which may be an attacker, or may be a security researcher or service) will see his tool crash or consume large amounts of resources.
You're spending time trying to annoy attackers that you should probably just ignore. If you really worry that someone running some automated scanner against your webpage causes you any harm, you probably should spend your time with something different than building zip bombs, and instead fix the security problems you have.