If that small inconvenience represents the most horrible experience in your life, you must have an exceptionally charmed life.
You're getting my upvote because you were able to control yourself and not say get off my lawn.
Also, you said what I was going to say.
Finally, I wonder if the author is using the literary technique called "hyperbole"? These days, it is hard to know.
Do you know what “pedantic” means? And do you think maybe you’re being… that?
That's not what droll means. That's not what irony means. But you have pedantic nailed. As well as un-funny "sarcasm", the word you were probably struggling after . . .
This kind of routine friction ranks above breaking a shoelace, but just barely. We can all sympathize, I’m sure. No need for the public whinging.