Another indication of how far removed we HN readers are from the real world, where people get shit done instead of argue about semicolons.
They are both languages in the tails, although different tails: Scala currently only has early adopters, Cobol is mostly used in systems that are in maintenance model. Scala has the potential to get a bigger slice of the pie, while Cobol's glory days are past.
In banking, and there are plenty of examples of brand new systems being rolled out in Cobol.
The human brain really is a wonderful thing.
[1] Yes, hackers, not entrepreneurs.