I figured this would be easy to hack, and I was right:

1) Insert jQuery into the search results page by using this bookmarklet:

javascript:void(function(){if(!document.getElementById('jQscript')){var%20jQscript=document.createElement('script');jQscript.id='jQscript';jQscript.src='https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.5.0/jquery.mi...;}}());

2) use the console to execute the following, moving all zerglings to 250x250:

setInterval(function() {

  $('.zr_zergling_container').css('left', '250px').css('top', '250px');

}, 50);

3) click away. #winning