Pentagon UFO Investigator Is Pissed Because Congress Believes in Conspiracies

Um, yes? For the majority of Congressvermin, looking like they believe in Aliens and Govt. Conspiracies seems like their best re-election strategy.

Worth comparing: How many of 'em would be willing to go on record as saying that neither God nor Santa Claus are real? Or even speaking ill of zealous Star Wars fans?