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That would work, but modern starships use a rotating phased tachyon field to prevent that.

With an inversed polarity!

And fitted with six hydrocoptic marzlevanes to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft to effectively prevent side fumbling.

go home, Scotty, you are drunk!

For those who have never had the oportunity to learn of the marvels of the Turbo Encabulator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag