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"If your solution closely follows the story line of the Simpsons, perhaps reconsider" – The Simpson Solution Axiom

"Since the beginning of time, Man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing: block it out!"

I was reminded of Futurama actually :)

"Thus solving the problem once and for all." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW66EX75jIY