Reading the dog food response is incredibly fascinating. It's like a second-order phoneticization of Chaucer's English but through a "Talk Like a Pirate" filter.

"Would you fancy in to a mord of foot-by, or is it a grun to the garn as we warrow, in you'd catch the stive to scull and burst? Maybe a couple or in a sew, nere of pleas and sup, but we've the mill for won, and it's as threwn as the blee, and roun to the yive, e'er idled"

I am really wondering what they are feeding this machine, or how they're tweaking it, to get this sort of poetry out of it. Listen to the rhythm of that language! It's pure music. I know some bright sparks were experimenting with semantic + phonetics as a means to shorten the token length, and I can't help wondering if this is the aftermath. Semantic technology wins again!