“After checking with Bryan that he wasn't implementing this himself, I took the nerd snipe bullet for him…”

I love that - wholesome.

> While I still have you, did you know that Bill Gates once digitally superimposed himself into DOOM to promote Windows 95?

No, no I hadn't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN0K58EfJSg&t=44s

Different era.

Oh god I was going to say, this has to be the next step and then it's over