Socialism when I buy, Capitalism when I sell
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Just doesn't have the same oomph to it as your wording
(I am unaware of serious controversy around {when, I, buy, sell}, but am ready to be enlightened)
I was ready to quibble with the wording of the title, but after reading the content decided that it was okay.