Ha, same. I think I was eventually trying to hook into kernel-level functions and do it that way (I was using the Android client) but couldn't get far there either, though I think it's technically doable. IIRC, they were using some kind of vtable patching protection around kernel functions to ensure integrity.
I built anti-cheat software (and hardware) before, and it felt like anti-cheat level security. I had an axe to grind with Snapchat, as they rejected me after the first interview round :P
Apple has been slowly making progress of opening up their platform. The next 3 years will introduce a new landscape for apps. People will still be complaining.
Yes, but it's significantly harder than flipping a bit. There's also clever ways of countering this (e.g. checksumming the public key). Of course, even this is technically hackable, but extremely time-consuming in practice. Imagine getting the public key and adding a bunch (and by a bunch, I mean like 16k) of random ops throughout the control flow that crash the app if any random byte of the key is wrong. For extra fun, offset the byte by the instruction pointer. Good luck debugging that.
….until now