Is it not possible (yet) to return them to the surface in a controlled manner via a SpaceX capsule of some kind? (Or just not seen as worth the expense?)
All that comes home in current spacecraft (Dragon, CST, Soyuz, Shenzhou) is the small compartment with the people in it, and each of them even leaves the "orbital module"- all the fuel etc. behind to be burned up in the atmosphere. (Progress cargo flights burn up, but Cargo Dragon is actually recovered so some amount of cargo can be returned fully to Earth, but its mostly scientific stuff that is coming back in there right now as I understand it.)
Make everyone go "ooo, lookie at the science teacher doing experiments to see how [plant/animal] acts in space, everybody!" so they pay no attention to the spy satellite in the cargo bay (or the different spy satellite, or other equipment, being brought back.)