> Professionals outside of software don't do that.

What, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, the everliving fuck are you talking about?

Professionals do this constantly. Go sit in an ER and watch the hand off between shifts. Go see any serious manufacturing facility and see them review daily everything that happened the previous day. Go see an effective sales org in action.

The scrumbags may have ruined software, but that certainly isn’t the world.

You make your not entirely unreasonable points sound like the output of a zealot.