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Can you imagine the conspiracy theories though? Putting that kind of stuff into cattle feed, etc.?

5G Nanomachines, in MY steak?!

"I cook it well done to make sure those nanomachines are well carbonized and no longer a threat"

This is a fantastic dystopian comedy world building detail.

Cooking activates them. You have to eat your steak raw to avoid mind control.