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I am beautiful to >95% of population, for three reasons:

1) hazel eyes

2) bigonial width

3) high cheekbones

4) neutral canthal tilt

5) some iq as well but not a lot - i still dont know what p value means lol

Judging by the ordinals you wrote right there it's probably more five reasons.

Reasons for my attractiveness:

1-A pulse

2-Not currently incarcerated

the bar is low