Automatic Complaint Generator circa 1989
pakin.org
pakin.org
"My complaint about Hacker News:
Allow me the honor of giving you a brief lesson in Hacker News’s many inconsiderate attributes. Without going into all the gory details, let’s just say that if you’re like me, you thought that Hacker News’s confederacy of aggressive, unmannerly utopians couldn’t get any more sanguinary. Then in strutted one of Hacker News’s proselytizers to prove me wrong. This nitpicky, treasonous pseudologist was so disagreeable as to insist that Hacker News’s blessing is the equivalent of a papal imprimatur. That is the most despicable lie I have ever heard in my entire life. As a parenthetical note, Hacker News is a serial hypocrite who preaches morality and virtue while simultaneously putting some hebetudinous, irrational makebate up on a pedestal. I explained the reason for that just a moment ago. If you don’t mind, though, I’ll go ahead and explain it again. To begin with, Hacker News is causing all sorts of problems for us. We must grasp these problems with both hands and deal with them in a forthright way. All this leaves one wondering just what’s going on in Hacker News’s self-seeking, exploitative head. The answer, of course, is that if you are not smart enough to realize this, then you become the victim of your own ignorance. That’s all I have to say. Thanks for letting me express my feelings."