FWIW, I'm also pretty sure this type of comment (and therefor my comment?) are against the rules, but I've been rate limited for like 90% of my time here because I don't use burners to get into fights so dafuq do I care.
Anyway, hope you have a Good Friday. If it makes you feel better, you're much lower on the crucifixion scale than the even providing it's name.
"While I'm on the topic of concurrency I should mention my far too brief chat with Doug Lea. He commented that multi-threaded Java these days far outperforms C, due to the memory management and a garbage collector. If I recall correctly he said "only 12 times faster than C means you haven't started optimizing"." - Martin Fowler