Putting aside that this is an April Fool's joke, I like the last part:
> This time, I’m cruel to Git: can it handle a repository of this size? In 2009 it could not. In 2024 it can.
That really hits home for me. Really: Think about this repo for a moment. 500 GB. 15 miiiiiiiiiiiiiiilion files. It is crazy to think that a "vanilla" git repo can handle it. Applause for the Git team!