Intellij has some nice static analysis for Java.[1] But I want it in my face. Because we had a bug where we used `==` on a boxed primitive. And the inspection didn’t help because it was just sitting there with some faint yellow background or whatever it is if you happened to visit that file. And the light-bulb action thing is effectively active on any line since you get the option of “invert conditional” or “use block in lambda” and useless things like that.

Well I’ll just hedge and say that it wasn’t obvious to the three of us how to get an in-your-face warning.

[1] EDIT: I realize now that my brain for some reason thought that “in your face” would immediately translate to everybody else as “fail the build”. What a drunken (but not drunk though) mistake.