My favorite part is that he opens with two lines about what he hates about Facebook IPO stories. The rest of the article is, then, exactly one of those articles.
But at the same time it isn't. He's using "Facebook" purely as link bait and instead ranting about "people who got rich really quickly" and how they usually self destruct in some fashion or another. Facebook is never mentioned again after the first sentence. Rather pointless article, but then again, it is Dvorak.