Ask HN: What would be better if it WAS connected to the internet?

I want to say my propane fireplace ... except 98% the reason I even have one is to be able to heat the house is power goes out!

If my in-vehicle nav system could get live updates a la Waze, Apple Maps, etc ... it would be worlds more useful - but, at the same time, I DO NOT WANT my vehicle reliant on internet connectivity to work!

This meme sums it up: https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/8jth...

`My wife asked why I carry a gun in the house. I looked at her and said, "Decepticons". She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.`