I'm starting to get the picture here. Emil Leray just happens to serendipitously have the tools available to convert a 2CV to whatever he needs at the moment. I thought we would have to wait for nanotechnology for this to happen, but apparently Citroen got there first with the 2CV.

I think we've found the solution for lunar colonization: we'll launch Emile into a moon orbit with 5 or 6 2CVs and let him figure it out from there. Only downside: official language of the moon will be French.

The 2CV is the modern-day transformer. It just took us a couple of years (and also a full set of tools and a whole lot of talent) to find out.

In this light this article is obviously fabricated, but I don't understand what people are so worked up about even without this information. It makes a nice story and that's what media does, nice stories. At this day and age I think people should have enough mediareading-skills and sceptisism that colouring a story would be an assumption, not a shock.