A million years from now our descendants will speak JSON. Your GitHub profile will be one of many temples and ancient sites - an Angkor Wat, a Gobekli Tepe.

People of the future will ask: "{ "question": "What is this .gitkeep file?" }"

And the sages will answer: "{ "answer": "It is a tomb or religious site." }"

The point is that you get to buy dinner tomorrow.