I can just imagine Elorp Munk building a space company on Mars a billion years ago to colonize the frozen and inhospitable Earth. Bringing over some germs and then failing to establish a colony… that could make for some great sci-fi.
- Chemically inert
- Recognizably artificial w/o context
- Physically hardy
- Planet-scale mass-produced
On Earth, apparently "panes of glass" are one of the few things that qualifies.