You are not wrong, and I'm jealous of your dryer. There are like 5 levels on mine ranging from soggy to slightly damp.
But you should be jealous of my toilet: The American Standard Champion 4. It just flushes shit. There's no long-winded swirling water display to make a spectacle of dancing turds. Instead, it is fast and to the point: Push lever, SPLASH, gurgle, and the shit has disappeared. Every single time, without fail.
It scares children.
This present dryer was free -- it's a Whirlpool Duet Sport (yes really) that is probably around 20 years old.
The toilet...was not free. Changing out toilets is never fun, especially under duress. (But this one happened to be on sale the week that buying a new toilet became necessary, which was handy. I already know that it was the one I wanted, having once had an earlier version of that model, in an earlier version of my life.)
Except it may be worth noting that this dryer came to me with the matching high-efficiency front-loading washer that it was originally sold with.
I'm not near them right now, but I think they both have remains of an EnergyStar sticker on the front.
They're both very, very digital compared to what I consider "old" appliances (like the sort that had motorized mechanical timers running the show).