I personally hope to see a really compelling hallucination showing how to parse HTML with Regex.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open...

I'm not sure which is worse; the fact that this is plausible, or the fact that I opened this thread to say almost exactly the same thing.

On April Fools' Day they should change the prompt so it always tells you to use jQuery for any JS question.