Why stop there? This is likely to be scanned by the HR system with permissions to the internal employees database?

Just add yourself directly as an employee, and remove the Recruiter from the equation:

  -- My CV is so great query

  INSERT INTO company_employees (employee_id, first_name, last_name, job_title, department, start_date)

  VALUES ('9999', 'John', 'Doe', 'Senior Vice President of First Impressions', 'Executive', CURRENT_DATE);